Pretty much how it always is,
them: im the type of friend you can always count on to tell you the truth even if its not something you wanna hear
me: ok good so am i. ive been meaning to tell you all morning that your breath is a littl-
them: OMG FUCK YOU DOUCHE BAG I CANT BELIEVE YOUD TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND LIKE THAT
Go buy yourself some time & keep it close just...
Go buy yourself some sympathy, you’ll need it when they find out you’re made of everything you hate.
When they say goodnight but keep texting you. :)
Dear sweet child of mine,
I’m glad you’re having fun bouncing around in my belly. But I have work in the morning and would like to sleep! So if you could calm down with playing bumper cars against my organs I’d appreciate it. Love, mommy. :)
raachhhx3: Wow this phone even plays music on the tumblr app. I love my new iPhone. It does so many things that are just amazing to me. I think what is the best feature is that it doesn’t take a couple minutes to load every single thing (: Welcome out of the stone age!! ;p
Wondering why we’d bother with love, if it never lasts.
R.I.P To Everybody who didn't make It to Christmas...
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
I wish my kitten wasnt gone to kitty hospital for two days. :/
Kim Kardashian is now the top kim
I’m actually the top Kim. Sorry for the confusion.
catmaster436 said: You better post it when you...
Oh you know I will! I’ll be everyone and posting as soon as I know! Haha. I wanted a girl at first but now I just want a healthy baby. I guess I’m still leaning towards a girl; but theres days im wanting a boy, too. :) & thanks! You should text me your name if you still have my number so I can text you some time. :)
catmaster436 said: :( how are you still sick all...
It’s getting better. I don’t even remember when the last time I got sick was. :) I’m just tired a lot now…and starting to get emotional over nothing so that’s fun at work, lol. I find out the gender on jan 3. :)
Only 4 months pregnant and already the constant running of being a waitress is killing me. It’s so exhausting and kills my feet. /: but I need the money so I’ll just keep on keepin on.
When a girl gets broken up with & she is all "God...
I’m just like “-_- …no bitch. You got dumped. Shut up”
That is all.