September 2010
LOL WHATTTTT?
-Okay!! Have a good day! —You too Kimberly. -Okay, Phillipberly. —You’re “special” -You’re an “asshole”(: —I have one of those. -I know, its right next to your pajaima. —I don’t think I have one of those. -:( I think you do. Hey.. how come sometimes your asshole farts on me? Is it cause it hates me?:( —No, its because...
Dear Apple product owners,
Please, for the love of God, realize it is not needed to call your stuff “my iPhone” or “my mac” every two seconds. “I dropped my iPhone.” “I was on my Mac earlier.” “I need a new iPhone cover.” “My iPhone lost service.” “I let her borrow my iPhone.” “My mac died.” Sure, if someone ASKS, tell them what...
I seriously missed my diner family.
Mike (owner)- KIIIIIM! Me- MIIIIKE! How’re ya? Mike- Good, good. HEY! Go clock in! Me- Wish I could, thats what I’m here for. Mike- WHAT?! You want a job? Me- Yessssssir! Mike- WELL SHIT. You’re hired. Me- Sweet! I have another job still though. Mike- Eehhhh. You’re kim.. we can work around it. Alright, miss. waitress, hostess, cashier. See you at 11 tomorrow. Jen, Chuchie,...
You pull me in and I'm a little more brave :)
But nothings greater than the rush that comes with...
&in this world of loneliness I see your face. Yet everyone around me thinks that I’m going crazy. Maybe… but I don’t care what they say.
It's time to exercise the demons. These...
There's so many things I want to post. But my eyes...
HI NEW FOLLOWERS! (:
I cried all of the tears in my body tonight.
But somehow your kisses and hugs make it okay.
Somewhere in this huge pile of bullshit, and fear, and stress there has to be some light.
&when you think happiness..I hope you think that...
Chicken and dumplings, salad, mac and cheese and...
Thanks mommy and thanks cracker barrel.
THE GIRL NEXT TO ME IN THE CLASS NEVER STOPS...
Even if i say nothing back. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Its too early.
First encounter running from the police.
I’ve never ran, but this is the first encounter.
four friends and I went to explore an abandoned building downtown. We were on the fourth floor when we saw cop coming up the stairs. There was really no way to get away from them. So we just started going “hereeee kitty kitty.” “I think I saw the kitty go under here.” “Hey, guys, I really don’t think we...
Goodnight.
I hope I don’t die in my sleep.
I'm gonna fuck the world, this is just foreplay.
